1) ds_flashfiction: DS Holiday Party: for izzybeth, from dogwoodblossom

Stella could easily have fallen for him, but fate intervened.

(tags: post-CotW rec.all_fanfic fanfic slash stella_kowalski.francesca_vecchio due_south)

2) In This Galaxy, Nothing Can Be Said To Be Certain

“Well, I can’t be expected to keep up with the mating rituals of every backwater species in the Galaxy!” Ford protested.

(tags: rec.could_be_canon rec.flawless rec.all_fanfic fanfic slash arthur_dent.ford_prefect hitchhiker’s_guide_to_the_galaxy)

3) If You Can’t Say Anything Nice

“Robin, you shouldn’t say things like that,” Kermit said as soon as they were out of earshot.

(tags: gen waldorf statler fanfic muppet_show)

4) The Truth the Dead Know

I started publishing too. I figured if I was going to be a liar, I might as well try and make some dough, right?

(tags: real_person_fanfic catcher_in_the_rye rec.flawless rec.all_fanfic fanfic nsfw slash holden_caulfield.james_dean)

5) Jane Narf

Reader, I married him. A quiet wedding we had: although it did not have the socially weakening consequences for which we had hoped. I blame tofu.

(tags: rec.could_be_canon rec.funny rec.flawless rec.all_fanfic slash fanfic crossover fusion jane_eyre animaniacs pink_and_the_brain)